The Grapevine

How can I be expected to study for finals when all I really want to do is sing and dance?

You can’t always get what you want.

Hmmm. NQR is banned. Skipping classes is also banned, unless you have a medical excuse. So, if my therapist issues a note stating that running across the Rez Quad naked is beneficial, or even necessary, to my mental health, does that mean I can have my own NQR?

And let’s face it, we all know it’s a great way to blow off some steam. There’s nothing more liberating than removing the shackles of society and letting the frigid night air of Boston caress your bare skin.