I have used a card. I really, truly, sincerely did not mean to use a card, but it was unavoidable. **sniff** Honest. **sniff** Summer internship funding forms were due! Study guides needed to get printed! It won’t happen again.
**Oh the humanity!**
But – to be absolutely sure it doesn’t happen again – and it won’t, rest assured! – a hypothetical question: if someone needed to print something on campus, and, of course, JumboCash is totally off the table, how is that person supposed to accomplish said task? Give a friend the cash to print for you? Add cash on a new, non-ID card as needed? Both situations are problematic for countless reasons.
Your esteemed academic counsel is needed to guide us, poor cardless souls!