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An enduring tradition, the “thes-ku.” For many years now, a graduating student has come forward to unleash the flood of procrastination-inducing capstone-inspired poetry. The concept: capture the content of your capstone in haiku format (that is, three lines with five, seven, and five syllables). Please find below a sampling of the capstone titles and related thes-kus. Note that many, but not all, students write a traditional thesis to fulfill the capstone requirement. Also note that I have snagged these off the Social List and am sharing them without attribution, but without objection from their writers.
One student wrote that she “mostly wrote a thesis just so I could summarize it in haiku format.” Whether that’s 100% true or not, her thes-ku leads the collection:
Wired for Geopolitics: Incentives Shaping Technology Companies’ International Policy Decisions
Google runs the world
Because they want more profit?
It’s not that simple.
War Without Weapons: A History of International Politics in Sport and the Future of North Korea
Sports matter to Kim
Let’s play together!
Systematically Seeking Shared Value: An Analysis of USAID Public-Private Partnerships
Once about leverage
Now shared value is our thing
Finding it is hard
Promoting Pluralism or Patronage?: Parliamentary Electoral System Design in Timor-Leste
East Timor elects
Few parties despite system.
Pacts spread patronage.
The Role of Congress in Offensive Cyber Operations
No one likes Congress
Cyber is so hot right now
…Checks and balances?
Fractured Lives: Personal Narratives of the Chinese Cultural Revolution
Parents’ old stories
Have historical value
Who would’ve thunk it?
Feminism on the Field: Changing Attitudes about Girls’ Soccer in Southern Morocco
Girls play soccer too
Attitudes are hard to change
These girls are badass
Doing Harm: How Humanitarian Organizations Have Exacerbated Identity Conflict in Myanmar’s Rakhine State
Conflict is the worst
Could be the worst-est.
From the Jamba to Christian Dior: Fashion Trends and Regime Preservation in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
Kim likes fashion
Don’t be hatin’ on his vogue
It’s all political
Paying for Performance: Policy Reform to Improve Maternal and Child Health Outcomes in Rural Bihar
Sometimes it just ain’t enough
Systems change vital.
The PPA Crutch: The Implications of Renewable Energy Power Purchase Agreements (PPA) in New England. Lessons Learned from Public Utility Regulatory Policy Act (PURPA) Independent Power Producers (IPP)
Power Purchase Agreements
While solar price drops.
Life after Salesforce: User Adoption and Implementation Strategy from Social Impact Organizations
Cloud computing what
UTAUT for who
Fletcher can speak tech
The Business Case for Sustainability: Developing an Environmental Vision and Strategy at a Privately-Held Retailer
Climate change is real
You’re pretty late to the game
Let’s convince your boss
Energy is Power: The Role of Oil in Self-Determination Movements with Case Studies on Iraqi Kurdistan and Greenland
Oil runs the world
revenues or resource curse
it creates new states?
A Blend in 21st Century Warfare: The Balance of Deterrence vs. Provocation
Putin Rides Big Bears
Russia is reemerging
NATO is worried
Promoting Pluralism or Patronage?: Parliamentary Electoral System Design in Timor-Leste
East Timor elects
Few parties despite system.
Pacts spread patronage.
What is Missed When Measured: A Systematic Review of Sexual and Gender-based Violence in Conflict-Affected Populations
Such a mouthful. Hard to rhyme.
Don’t forget the men.
Survival in the Frontier Borderlands: Widespread and Opportunistic Violence, Governance, and Livelihoods in the Karamoja Cluster
Guns be a’flowin’
Cattle raided, crops stolen
State can’t stop us now
Last, but not least, as the haiku is a revered Japanese poetry form, we have a contribution from a Japanese student, who noted that a true haiku should refer to the seasons, and who implied that this is not her best-ever haiku effort.
The United Nations, Peacekeeping Operations and Assisting Sustainable Rule of Law
背中押す （せなかおす：Se Na Ka O Su）
法の治めし （ほうのおさめし：Ho U No O Sa Me Shi）
国づくり (くにづくり：Ku Ni Zu Ku Ri)
Let them build RoL
No imposition, it’s culture
A long and winding road
Earlier this semester, via the Social List, a PhD student who previously completed the MALD degree revived a several-year tradition wherein students reframe the title of their thesis in the form of a haiku. Unfamiliar with this poetry form? In its most basic, the haiku requires three lines of seven, five, and seven syllables. Perhaps these thesis haikus (or thes-kus) don’t quite reach the pinnacle of haiku achievement, but they certainly frame the thesis topics well. I tried not to pick among them and just harvested as many as I could off the Social List messages.
The Thesis Haikus
Thesis/haiku title: “Trends in youth political engagement during Tunisia’s democratic transition, 2010-2014”
We did it our way
And then we tried it their way
Neither really work.
Thesis/haiku title: “Culture and Women’s Rights: CEDAW Article 5(a) Implementation in West Africa”
Women get the shaft
Laws are trying to fix this
Culture makes it hard
“The New Frontier of development: how securitization and risk spreading in the microfinance industry can benefit development and the private sector”
Development won’t hurt you
Try it, it’s awesome
“The 2014 Tunisian electoral system: implications of a semi-presidential system on the nascent democracy”
Tunisia has a new regime!
Lots of new rules
Awesome! Or is it?
“The Drivers of Russia’s Course: Russian Foreign Policy and Putin’s Fear of Revolution”
Putin is afraid
of color revolutions
and blames the U.S.
“The Evolution of Head of State Immunity for International Crimes”
Oh, never mind then.
“Beyond Isolation: Moving Past the Refugee Camp and Connecting to Home”
War and disaster
A mobile phone for the road
Connecting with home
“Food Security, Monoculture, and the Black Box: Impact and Causal Mechanisms of the Land Husbandry, Water Harvesting, and Hillside Irrigation Program in Rwanda”
Dudes ate better food
Why do we see these results?
“The effect of sector-specific tax incentives on Brazilian FDI inflows”
People hate taxes.
Wait, isn’t that obvious?
Yup. That’s my capstone…
“Russia’s invasion of Crimea: effects on energy geopolitics in the Caucasus and the Central Asia”
Putin hits, EU watches
Right in the middle Ukraine falls
In the end, energy talks
“Commercializing Cassava: A Case Study of SABMiller’s South Sudan Supply Chain”
Beer is real tasty
And farmers might make mo’ cash
Oh wait, there’s a war
“Migration by Choice, Not Necessity? Shifts in the Migration and Development Discourse since 2007”
If not migrant rights,
What are you really talking about?
Cue awkward silence.
“Advocating for Security Sector Reform in the Review of Peace Operations: Strategy and Analysis for United Nations Security Sector Reform Practitioners”
Not merely bullets
Governance and ownership
Listen, Ban Ki-moon
“How to Evaluate Non-State Actors for Political and Military Partnerships in Irregular Conflicts: A Case Study of the Free Syrian Army”
Wars get ugly quick.
Something called HUMINT.
Next time, read a history book.
“The new European Commission: institutional and political capacities to relaunch the European economy.”
New leaders – new will?
Or promises don’t bind?
Merkel will decide.
“A comparative analysis of transnational criminal groups in Latin America: Mexican drug cartels and Salvadoran gangs — an overview of trends and responses”
Both are really bad
Monkey see, monkey do… eek!
Governments are slow
“Progress, Opportunity, Prosperity? A Case Study of the Digitization of a Conditional Cash Transfer Program in Mexico”
Cash money real nice
Digital road less traveled
Change is really hard
“Philippine Department Of Tourism: A Case Study Destination Branding Through “It’s More Fun In The Philippines”
Islands, Beaches, FDI
And lots of traffic…
“Drivers of conflict around hydropower development in the Brazilian Amazon: from Tucurui to Tapajos”
It’s all about trust
If you screw me I screw you
As simple as that
“Navigating Nairobi: A Case Study of Digital Innovation in the Transport and Logistics Sector in Kenya”
Bus, car, bike, walk…stay?
Phone and internet, oh yay!
Twende o twende
(Twende = “let’s go” in Swahili)
There are the traditions that take a generation to grow. And then there are Fletcher traditions, which can establish themselves in the blink of an eye. Such is the story of thesis haikus. Scroll back one year to an unusual suggestion from one student to others that they summarize their theses as haikus. Fletcher thesis haikus share the ancient Japanese poetry’s three line (seventeen syllable) format. What Fletcher “thes-kus” lack in seasonal imagery, they make up for in variety and creativity. So here is a sample of 2011 thesis titles and related haikus, submitted by students to each other at the prompting of Elspeth Suthers, whose example sets the tone:
Corruption and Ethnic Tensions in Georgia and Kyrgyzstan — Reconceiving the Citizen-State Relationship In the Former USSR
Governance not good for me
Stalin’s ghost laughing.
Savings Groups in Agriculture Projects: The Challenge of Mixed Incentives
Savings groups are great
Everyone wants a piece –
Try leaving them alone.
What we know and don’t know about the effectiveness of Gender Based Violence Programming in Bolivia
To stop violence
Men: change your cultural norms
Nothing else will work.
Bridging the Void: Social Media’s Potential to Transform Intergroup Relations in Fractured Societies
Societies are broken;
Can e-Forums mend?
Hip-Hop and Politics in Senegal: The Power of a Movement to Mobilize Through Music
Would Senegal please stand up?
Rap, vote with your beat.
Citizen Monitoring of Government Service Delivery: Using Mobile Phones to Amplify Citizen Voice and Enforce Accountability. A case study of Kenya, Tanzania and Uganda
People need water, teachers
SMS can help?
Business Savvy or Tech Savvy? Comparing uptake and returns of Business Skills Training versus Technical Skills Training
regress wage biz tech.
Ida Norheim Hagtun
Humanitarian Action Powered by SMS — What Are the Ethics and Accountability Implications of Using SMS to ‘Crowdsource’ Humanitarian Needs Assessments?
You gave them a say.
Now they expect proper aid.
Are you ready yo?
Blurring the Lines: When does a Civilian Lose Protection under the Laws of War
Who is a civilian and who is a combatant?
But target civilians, and you may end up at the Hague.
From a Culture of Disaster Response to a Culture of Adaptation: Addressing Flooding and Climate Change in Honduras
Climate change adaptation
Time to transition.
Linkage or Leakage? The Jamaican Hospitality Sector’s Demand for Locally Produced Food
Small farms, big hotels.
Jamaica, no problem mon.
We import seafood.
Corporate-Community Relations and the Role of Nonviolent Action/Civil Resistance: The Case of Freeport-PT Mining in West Papua, Indonesia
Blockades Shut Freeport
How does company react
to People Power?
Who Are Those Guys? Improving Spoiler Typologies and Analyzing Motivation, Consent, and New Warfare Actors for the United Nations
Is it a spoiler?
Or perhaps insurgency?
Aren’t they the same?
The Diffusion of Off-Grid Solar PV in Rural Bangladesh
Energy dearth solution?
For the rich, it seems.
A State of Inequality: Confronting Elite Capture in Post-conflict Guatemala
Your corrupt elites hoard land
No peace for Mayans.
Tackling Bunker Fuel Emissions: The Evolution of Global Climate Change Policy at the International Maritime Organization
Maritime Low Down:
Bunkers Burning; Climate Change
Shipping Ain’t Ship-Shape.
Sara Van Wie
Child Victims of Grave Crimes and Violations and Their Experiences of Remedy and Reparation in Sierra Leone
Reparation for children
Access? Not so much.
The role of remittances in Cuba’s private sector expansion: A shift in Cuba’s remittance landscape from traditional consumption purposes to productive investment use
A fresh pair of sneaks
Got Family in Miami
Show me the money!
Mozambique and the Perils of Megaproject-Led Economic Development
World Bank Mozambique scheming
But where are the jobs?
In a move of inspired creativity last week, second-year MALD student Kirstin Ellison challenged her fellow soon-to-graduate thesis-writing peers via the student email list:
Fletcher, I’ve got to tell you — my thesis is killing me. Just now while composing my title, I happened to notice that it clocked in at a ridiculous 17 words. The words of our esteemed Professor Perry came floating back to me — “cultivate pith!” After all, whose advisor wants to read a wordy, boring thesis? With this in mind, I decided to rework my thesis into a more condensed and verbally-frugal format. Yes, Fletcher, I rewrote my thesis as … a haiku. Why use 17 words to say what 17 SYLLABLES can cover just fine?
And thus started one of the longest email sequences I’ve ever read, with student after student appending an addition to the collection. Here, for the first time on a blog, are Fletcher Thes-kus (thesis haikus). A representative sample, with the poet’s name and thesis title included.
Title: “’Where Are Your Peacekeepers Now?’ The Protection of Civilians from Threats Posed by Armed Groups in Eastern Congo and Afghanistan”
Stop killing civilians now
Oh, wishful thinking
Three thousand words in
I still don’t have a title.
Title: “Judicial Reform in Afghanistan: Towards a Holistic Understanding of Legitimacy in Post-Conflict Societies”
Building Rule of Law
Legitimacy Lynch Pin
Calling all Afghans
Jamie Lynn De Coster
Title: “Profiling Pirates: Exploring Somali Piracy in the Context of a Collapsed State”
Are people too. Yet, a threat.
What should we do? YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Title: “‘Seeds of Terror’ or ‘Poppies for Peace’? – The Impact of Illicit Economies and Drug-Trafficking Networks on Post-Conflict Stability”
Seeds of terror, huh?
The money flows upwards though.
Stop corruption – now!
Title: “Hamas’ Use of Female Suicide Bombers: A Case Study in Militant Groups Reinterpreting Women’s Roles in Jihad”
Women in Hamas
Sometimes, they blow themselves up.
Sometimes, they don’t. Why?
Title: The Accession of the Western Balkans to the European Union: The Conditionality of Sub-Regionalism”
Balkans were broken
Quick! Get them in the EU
Or maybe, not quick
Title: “Police Reform and Non-State Armed Groups in Post-Conflict Iraq and Bosnia: Accountability versus Effectiveness?”
Stop hurting, start protecting
Chase away armed groups
Title: “The Fog of Peace: Comparing U.S. and UN Approaches to Conflict Management in Nepal”
Die feudalist die!
So, so sick of retrograde
Title: “More Than Just Credit: A Case Study of Vocational Training Workshops Offered by a Microfinance Institution in Peru”
Give women credit
Then teach them to make ice cream
Does this really work?
Title: “Strategic Management of Technology-Enabled Development Projects”
Tech is really cool
Increased voice for citizens
Please manage it well.
Title: “An Evaluation of Colombia’s Security and Economic Revitalization During the Uribe Administration. What does the future hold for Colombia?”
FARC’s Arroz con Frijoles
Santo’s for dessert?
Title: “The Stagnant Mexican Automotive Industry: Drawing Lessons from Other Automotive Industries”
Mex Car Industry
You are screwed. Can you learn?
Probably not. Ugh.
Title: “Defaulting Treaty Obligations: How the Lack of Clarity in U.S. Domestic Laws Contributes to Noncompliance”
We make agreements
We never intend to keep
Though other states weep
Title: “Flying Greece Sky High: Marfin Investment Group Sets Eyes on Olympic Airlines”
New flag in the sky?
Title: “How Good Change Happens: The Politics of Child Undernutrition in Brazil and India”
Big people, listen:
Food is for the smallest ones
Nurture your nature.
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