Jokes by Boris Hasselblatt, Andrew Kang, Rabbi Brian Zachary Mayer and
cousin Nino:
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its
diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
I've heard that the government wants to put a tax on the mathematically
ignorant.
Funny, I thought that's what the lottery was!
This isn't really a joke, it supposedly happened in a UK GCSE exam some
years ago, but it may amuse you:
Q: how many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
A: I can subtract it as many times as I want, and it leaves 76 every time.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:
1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Serling
Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes:
A straight line
454 graham crackers:
1 pound cake
1 million microphones:
1 megaphone
1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds:
two kilomockingbirds
10 cards:
1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton
1000 milliliters of wet socks:
1 literhosen
1 trillion pins:
1 terrapin
2 monograms:
1 diagram
8 nickels:
2 paradigms
I wonder whether 1 million microphones should be 1 phone,
and 1 trillion microphones should be 1 megaphone. And maybe 1 million
microphones far from here would be 1 telephone. 1 million microphones in
motion would be 1 mobile phone...