Jokes by Boris Hasselblatt, Andrew Kang, Rabbi Brian Zachary Mayer and cousin Nino: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. I've heard that the government wants to put a tax on the mathematically ignorant. Funny, I thought that's what the lottery was! This isn't really a joke, it supposedly happened in a UK GCSE exam some years ago, but it may amuse you: Q: how many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? A: I can subtract it as many times as I want, and it leaves 76 every time. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line 454 graham crackers: 1 pound cake 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds 10 cards: 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton 1000 milliliters of wet socks: 1 literhosen 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin 2 monograms: 1 diagram 8 nickels: 2 paradigms I wonder whether 1 million microphones should be 1 phone, and 1 trillion microphones should be 1 megaphone. And maybe 1 million microphones far from here would be 1 telephone. 1 million microphones in motion would be 1 mobile phone...