Alex “Nala” Earle #4

Class of 2014

Infamous winner of the Hunger Games, Nala employed the unique strategy of stuffing herself at the pre-Games feast with enough calories to last her the entire three week battle. Then, barely able to move, she waddled to the cornucopia, curled up out of sight, and waited. There, bloated and satisfied, she easily picked off her competitors with a swift machete stab to the back. She used her winnings from the Games to set up an estate at the Capital, and was able to live comfortably for the rest of her days. Unfortunately, the Games took its toll and poor Nala was never really quite normal again. She became known throughout Panem for her eccentricities, such as talking to herself in crazy voices and picking her nose in public.

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